Age Quotes

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Carol M. Herlihy, M., Ms., ASA-MRA

There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Reason to smile:   Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. 
  
Laughing helps.  It's like jogging on the inside.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need a baby-sitter and too young to borrow the car.

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day!

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.