A Bet's a Bet
A blonde and a redhead met in a restaurant after work for a hamburger, and were watching the 6 o'clock news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Sure enough, the man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend."
The blonde said "No. A Bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd do it again!"