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Humorous Funny About Grades

Calvin: I've got an idea, Dad

Calvin: Maybe I'd get better grades if you offered me $1 for every "D"; $5 for every "C", $10 for every "B", and $50 for  every "A"!

Dad: I'm not going to bribe you Calvin.  You should apply yourself for your own good.

Calvin: Rats.  I thought I could make an easy 4 bucks.