The Holy Ghost is Like
1. FLOOR WAX: He is a protection and polishing agent.
2. PRAYER: You must be connected up to get an answer.
3. YOUR GLASSES: He helps you to see more clearly.
4. A COURTROOM WITNESS: He helps establish and testifies to only the truth.
5. HEAT: You can't see him but you are sure of his presence.
6. A CHILD'S MOTHER: He is a great comfort when trouble is nigh.
7. YOUR SHADOW: He is a constant companion until clouds drive him away.
8. A NEON SIGN: He gives both light and knowledge.
9. ELECTRICITY: You can't see him but you feel he is there.
10. A TELEPHONE OPERATOR: He handles all lines of communication.
11. A GOOD TEACHER: He brings to remembrance the past, present and future.
12. A CALM MORNING: He brings peace and contentment to the soul.
13. A STREET LAMP: He keeps you on the straight and narrow.
14. A MAN: He operates as a spirit.
15. A SAFE: To operate, you must know the combination.
16. A TELEVISION: He can give us vicarious experiences.
17. A COACH: He will direct our activities if assigned to our squad.
18. AN EDITOR: He separates fiction from truth.
19. A NAVIGATOR: If we listen, he will help plot our course.
20. A RADIO: His signal comes through when we are in tune.
21. BLOOD: To give life, we must provide him a channel.
22. SUNSHINE: We shine when we walk in his presence.
23. AN INSURANCE POLICY: To benefit, you must pay all your premiums when due.
24. A LANTERN: He guides us through the darkness.
25. A VIRUS INFECTION: You know when he is causing a reaction.
26. THE BOOK OF MORMON: He is a witness for Jesus Christ.
27. A TELESCOPE: He helps us understand things not discernable to the naked eye
--Author Unknown