Count Your Wrinkles 
Verse 1
Hello--Welcome, everyone--You all are looking great;
You don't look a minute over 98.
What have you to show for all the sweat and tears?
And the smiles and laughter of these many years?
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Count your wrinkles; name them one by one;
Counting Wrinkles can be lots of fun.
Don't you pity-People who have none?
Count your many wrinkles, see what time has done.
Verse 2
Count from top to bottom or from left to right.
Counting wrinkles one by one could take all night.
If you're in a hurry; here's what you can do;
Count them all on one side and then multiply by two.
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Verse 3
Some might say that naming wrinkles is insane;
Fred and Sue and Benjamin and Mary Jane.
Each and every wrinkle is a special friend;
They will all be with you to your journey's end.
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Verse 4
Count your many calories name them one by one
Count your many calories see what food hath done
Count your calories
name them one by one
Count your many calories see what food hath done
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You can make up more verses.....
And here is a quick video of the song below...